We're fairly certain that the bulk of our female readership is familiar with the ins and outs of female masturbation (this is a website about porn, after all), but on the chance that you're still a newbie — or complete newcomer — to the wonders of jilling off, you'll be happy to know that there's a Turkish newspaper that wants to help you out. Yes, ladies, it's true: in just ten simple steps (and with thirty minutes to several hours of free time), you, too, can learn to masturbate — maybe even to orgasm! On the chance that this thorough guide leaves you wanting, we've included some helpful resources (and video instruction) after the jump.

Rub That Snatch!! (pornotube.com)

Claire Masturbation (haporn.com)

· "Exploring The 'O' With Jamye Waxman" (fleshbot.com)

· Getting Off: A Woman's Guide To Masturbation

· Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

· Let's Masturbate! (letsmasturbate.com)

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· How To Masturbate for Women (haber27.com)

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