By Dashiell Bennett, 12:00 PM on Mon Oct 6 2008, 22,182 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Everyone knows that plumbers and pizza delivery guys are the kings of low-paid, but well-rewarded laborers, but cab drivers are typically not included in the ranks of those lucky few who get laid every time they show up to work. Of course, it's not often that you get a fare like Janine Lindemulder, either. If every passenger was as friendly as her, we'd never be able to find a open taxi in this town.

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