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Welcome to the first day of New Fleshbot — which, for the curious, should be remarkably similar to Old Fleshbot. Our Founding Editor John D. may have set off in search of less porny pastures, leaving me at the helm of the good ship Fleshbot, but we'll still be bringing you your daily dose of dirtpipe milkshakes, freshly rimmed gapes, and all the porn that's fit to print. Over the coming weeks, you may notice a few changes as we tidy things up and get a little reorganized over at Fleshbot HQ — but for the most part, it'll be business as usual.