In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, Hustler Video has announced plans to release a Sarah Palin-themed porn flick—yes, the one they were trying to cast via Craigslist a few weeks ago. Of course, the real question is whether or not this epic could possibly top "The Eliot Splitz-her Story". We're guessing the answer is no, but we're sure it'll be something to see anyway. Or at least something. (avn.com)

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