What do you get the swimming coach who has everything? He's already got the athletic swimmer's body and he gets to go to work in his underwear, which all seems like a pretty charmed life to us. So if you're going to do something special for his birthday, you really have to really work hard to make it memorable. A surprise ten-person orgy just might do the trick—and the best part about this present is that it's something everyone gets to enjoy.

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