If one hot celebrity in a bikini is nice, two is even better. And two hot, bikini-clad celebrities who just so happen to be lovers? Call us a doctor, we're feeling a little dizzy! Someone let us know when Lindsay and Samantha "accidentally" "leak" that inevitable sex tape, okay? That would actually be one worth watching.

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