We have a confession to make—we blew it this month. We had meant to make our monthly holiday appreciation posts a first day kind of thing, but something about the holiday of Labor got into our heads and we guess we took that day off. Actually, there's no excuse for this bout of lazy/forgetfulness—but thankfully, September is "Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month," so you can't complain. In the spirit of forgiveness and remembrance, however, we decided to honor all those days you missed out on over the past four weeks (while you still have a few hours left to enjoy them) and give you something to look forward to next year. As for October ... well shoot, that's tomorrow! Looks like we've got some work to do ...

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Library Card Sign-up Month

Flesh Flicks: File This One Away For Later

National Hispanic Heritage Month

Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America
How Fuckable Is Your Country? Latin American Edition

Shameless Promotion Month

"Not Bewitched XXX": More Hype Than You Can Twitch Your Nose At

Pleasure Your Mate Month

Marital Aid Test Kitchen

National Singles Week (September 15th-21st)

Masturbation

National Clean Hands Week (September 15th-21st)

Stories With A Happy Ending: Top Ten Massage Sex Videos

Anniversary of the premiere of "Star Trek" (September 8, 1966)

XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid
Leonard Nimoy Boldly Defends Full-Figured Women
William Shatner Does Playboy

Bald is Beautiful Day (September 8)

The Bald And The Beautiful: Shaved Head Girls Are Cool

Wife Appreciation Day (September 9)

Mothers Know Best (Even If They're Not Always Actual Mothers): Top Ten MILF Sex Videos

Video Games Day (September 12)

Ava And Mia Do "Halo 3"
Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft"

National Student Day (September 16)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

Women's Friendship Day (September 16)

Sapphic Erotica Galleries

Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)

Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)
Pirates II Coverage

Hobbit Day (September 22)
Flesh Flicks: Size Doesn't Matter (Or Make Sense)

National Hunting and Fishing Day (September 25)
Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Ahoy!

Love Note Day (September 28)

Spice Up Your Sex Life The Cosmo Way

Chewing Gum Day (September 30)

Bubble Gum Porn: Chew On This

Rosh Hashanah (September 30)

The Chosen Ones: Jewish Girls In Porn

International Women's E commerce Days (September 18th-21st)
Club Jenna, Teravision, Joanna Angel, Melissa Midwest, Baby Sinead, etc.....

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Previously: August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It

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