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We may be a few days behind in catching up on worldwide sex-related death news stories, but we'd be remiss if we didn't remind you to be careful where you have sex—that is, unless you want to end up like the South African couple who were killed by a train while doing it on train tracks. Police told the local papers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts and "continued with their business." Remember: sex in the train is a better bet. (news.bbc.co.uk; image via jessie_cooks @ flickr.com)