By Dashiell Bennett, 11:20 AM on Thu Sep 25 2008, 41,156 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

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Sure, we've seen that paint-by-numbers SFW porn gimmick many times before—but never in video form! So we couldn't help laughing at this advertisement for an international party Diesel is throwing for its 30th anniversary next month. Sometimes the easy jokes are easy for a reason. Video after the jump.

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• Diesel SFW XXX (break.com)
• Diesel Dirty Thirty (diesel.com)
• Make Porn Work-Safe: THE MOVIE! (forums.somethingawful.com)