We're not very good at the game Scrabble, because you can't use words from the several extinct Amazonian languages that we are fluent in. (Plus, you can't use spell check.) There are alternate rules, however, that can make the game a little more spicy. We recommend relaxing the definition of what is and isn't "vulgar usage," because once you and your playing partners can agree on what turns a dull game into a good sport, the rest falls into place.

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· "scrabble threesome" (RedTube)

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