Do you know what you're doing this weekend? Or next? Can any of us really know what the future holds given the impermanence of our existence? (We still don't trust that Large Hadron Collider one bit.) If the Earth continues to turn for another week or so, there's plenty of stuff to do and you just might find something that suits you on the Fleshbot Calendar. You could take in this weekend's Burlesque Festival in New York or next week's Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco or you could just sit in your room and ponder the vastness of space and time. Just try not to miss work on Monday.

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