We went to college at a big old state school, so our education didn't involve a lot of classes about solving childhood riddles via the Socratic method. Also, due to class sizes, there wasn't the same level of one on one attention that Mika Tan and her fellow students get here. Those 500-seat lecture halls just don't lend themselves to gratuitous orgy activity, even if hands on demonstrations really are the best way to learn.

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