A new highly scientific study proves that men routinely try to sleep with women who are more attractive than they are and won't let the fact that they are pathetic overweight schlubs stand in their way. The best part? All the "data" for this study was taken from Hot Or Not! This is just like when we wrote our master's thesis on the Hampster Dance. (msnbc.msn.com + hotornot.com)

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