Having sex in a public place is dirty business, which is why it's so much fun. But dirty business doesn't get much dirtier than it does in the backroom of a crummy old pool hall. Seriously, these folks should probably put a blanket down or something, because who knows where that table has been? Chloe is a pro when it comes to these sorts of situations, though, so we'll gladly defer to her on the matter of just how filthy dirty should be. There's a reason why some pornstars are so fondly remembered, you know.

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