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Regular readers of this web endeavor know that the porn industry isn't all glamor and dazzle. In fact, some people get downright bored when getting downright bored. But that doesn't mean you have to choose that image for your box cover.

The face "Interracial Booty Patrol 5" presents to the world features a woman named Envy who is photographed as one part of her watches her little brother playing Rock Band 2 and the other part ... well, see what happens after the gap.

. . .

I mean, at the very least you'd expect her to balance a bowl of chips on her back for the poor guy.

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