We're not lawyers—or doctors, for that matter—but we're pretty sure the "expert" testimony is this fake vagina trial would not be admissible in any court. Sure, watching some anal sex under sterile lab conditions is an excellent way of gathering scientific data, but we don't see what any of it has to do with a bunch of lame jokes about pussy. Just stick to the facts and the fucking or we'll declare this whole damn system out of order.

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