A reporter discovers that if you take away the videos and the vibrators and the hundreds of scantily-clad pornstars, a porn convention is just like a regular convention—i.e., "a little dull". Because we're totally sure the next real estate expo he goes to will have six dildo booths, right? (Bonus fun fact: Joanna Angel got a ride to the show from her mom. Awwww.) (nj.com; photo via drivenbyboredom.com)

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