Sex! Drugs! Corruption! Big Oil! No, it's not a "Dallas" marathon ... it's the U.S. Interior Department! Who knew that our nation's most boring cabinet department was also the freakiest ... or that working for the government could be so much fun? (telegraph.co.uk; naked park ranger via allthegals.com)

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