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Internet "experts" are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it's much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email contains malware that will eat your computer's brain or something. In case you hadn't figured that out already.) (cnet.com)