Now the mayor of Edison, NJ, says "there's no place" for a porn convention in his town, although he probably won't do anything about it because as Secaucus can tell you, kicking out conventions is bad for business. Oh, Edison will take your money, porn people, but that doesn't mean they have to like it! (dailyrecord.com + nj.com)

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