Do you remember our old friend Lene Alexandra? For you newcomers, she is a Norwegian ... let's say "model," who sings, stars on reality TV shows and basically just tries to stay famous using her very well proportioned chest. Well, some scurrilous bloggers have dug into her secret past and discovered some nude photos taken before she was famous ... and before her latest breast upgrade. It's a shocking development for the poor girl, and she must truly be "haunted" by this youthful indiscretion—because it's not like she posed nude just this year for a European men's mag or first got everyone's attention by singing a song about her tits. How will she and her new breasts ever live it down?

· Lene Alexandra Naked (totallynsfw.com)

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