By Dashiell Bennett, 10:15 PM on Fri Sep 5 2008, 21,208 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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A look back at the week that was ...

· We may never settle this fight, but we'll have fun trying.
· Luckily for Josh Hartnett, whatever got capturedon that security camera has to be better than "Pearl Harbor."
· You mean there are actual celebrities attached to those nipples?
· We might have trouble falling asleep tonight.

· Keep reaching for the stars, even if you don't know that they're stars yet.
· Is it 2009 yet? Because this year seems to be taking forever.
· Remember, with a name like "Porno" it has to be good.