Ever since we got our 2008 Keeley Hazell calendar, we've been counting down the days until her 2009 edition would arrive on our digital doorstep. (Which was pretty difficult, because we're pretty sure there are no actual dates on that thing. And WTF is a digital doorstep anyway?) We didn't see as much of our gal in '08 as we would have liked, but it's good to see that her devotion to shooting topless photos in sets of twelve remains intact. Although come to think of it, it is tough that we only get to see her naked breasts once a month. Is it too soon to be thinking about 2010?

· Keeley Hazell Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

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