The principle of Occam's Razor suggests that the simplest course of action is often the correct one. A website that has no title, no links and no advertising or graphics of any kind, would seem to submit to that ideal. Especially when the one thing it does have is slow-motion video of bikini-clad beach volleyball dancers gyrating seductively over a soundtrack of Johnny Cash music. Yes, it's simple—and serves no obvious purpose—but it's still very, very effective.

· Beach Dancers (full video @ seatgirls.rj41.ch, via gorillamask.net)

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