The paparazzi may be beside themselves wondering about the identity of the mystery man who accompanied pan-European glamourpuss Michelle Hunziker to the beaches of Brazil ... but we're way too preoccupied with the complicated task of gazing at Michelle's ass to devote even the slightest brain space to that question. Come on, people: Priorities. (Gallery after the jump.)

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