We were reminded today—by North Korea of all places—of one the biggest truths that all real military geniuses understand: Women make the best soldiers. Why is that? They're smart, resourceful, and can take a lot more pain that most men. Also, unlike men, they don't spill all of their nation's vital security secrets the moment someone unzips their pants. Training or no training, most guys don't last long under this level of interrogation. Maybe dudes do a little better when it comes to blowing stuff up, but for on-the-ground intelligence, the best man for the job is usually not a man at all.

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