With so many young stars looking to make a name for themselves in the porn game, it's important to get that name on every body's lips as early and often as you can. But the marketing machine behind up-and-comer Arianna Armani must be setting some kind of record, because we've already gotten two press releases and a photo gallery about the new star of the XXX world—and she doesn't even have any scenes available yet. But she does have a MySpace page (of course) and naked photos and will probably show up on a DVD shelf sooner or later, so that's good enough for us. Who are we to stand in the way of progress?

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· Arianna Armani (MySpace)

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