Maybe we've had our heads in the sand all summer, but we had no idea that Brody Jenner's mom (that's Linda Thompson to you) was such a MILF. It almost makes us wish we were friends with Brody, so we could go over his house after school and spend some quality time with her ... if you know what we mean. (Why yes, we are watching too much porn and wacky teen coming-of-age comedies. Why do you ask?)

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