Oh Carla Bruni, you look just as lovely in a bikini as you do out of one. Too bad you're not an American citizen: if McCain had to pick some hot but politically inexperienced babe to run as his VP, why couldn't he have gone with you? Then again, is there some kind of law against having beautiful foreigners presiding over our national affairs anyway? (Wait, don't answer that. We don't even want to know.)

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