A look back at the week that was ...

· That was quite a nomination ceremony, wasn't it? Now what's this about Denver?
· Man, we really hope that universal health insurance kicks in soon.
· A little ditty about Jacky and the town that doesn't like people fucking in their park.
· Have you met our new friends?

· We don't care what anyone else says—pro wrestling is totally real!
· That reminds us ... we need a new blender.
· Oh, good—we're just seeing double!
· It was a good summer, wasn't it?
· Remember, size doesn't matter ... unless you want it to.

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