Fleshbot Fashion Police: Courtney Cummz And Jenna Haze (Verdict: On Probation)

The whole point of porn is to see people without their clothes. But sometimes—and don't get mad at us for saying this—full-on nudity is a little bit boring. If the clothes make a man, itty bitty pieces of neon spandex make the porn star. But porn stars don't always choose their clothing wisely. And hat's why we're here with our new Fleshbot Fashin Police feature: to critique porn star fashion. (But with love!)

We have much love for both Jenna Haze and Courtney Cummz, who have appeared together and apart in plenty of porn movies and on lots of box covers. Sometimes they look great, and sometimes ... well, let's just say they make Questionable Choices. Check out their alleged crimes after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Suspects:
Courtney Cummz and Jenna Haze

Charged with:
Fetishwear abuse in the first degree

The Evidence:

"Meet the Fuckers 8"
Teal and black coordinating outfits are cute and clever in concept, and the color suits both Jenna and Courtney. But why are both of these lovely ladies wearing bell-bottomed chaps made out of garbage bags? Trying something a little different than thigh high stockings is brave, but this? No no no!

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict: EQUAL FAIL.

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"Jenna & Courtney"
Courtney's cute little red panties with fake rhinestone belt are made infinitely cuter by the suspenders attached to them. This underwear is definitely porn star outer wear, because how would you wear it under something? You'd have to strip down every time you needed to pee. Though we suspect Photoshop foul play because there's no way panties with suspenders would not cause camel toe, Courtney is rocking a fashionably different look—and totally one-ups Jenna, who is just wearing boring old fishnet.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FTW!

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"POV Centerfolds 5"
You know how the fashion mags are always saying that you should remove one accessory before you leave the house so you're not totally overdoing it? Courtney Cummz should pay attention to that (and no, the accessory we're talking about isn't her panties).Ladies in men's wear are totally hot, but this pink faux tie has got to go.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FAIL.

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"Massive Facials"
On this cover, Jenna Haze shows Courtney Cummz how it's done. Her accessorizing is pretty much perfect - we might even go so far as to say that she's donning classy bling. Though the combination of lace and fishnets can sometimes be questionable, it works here. This is a great example of porn star outfitting - plenty of cute and interesting elements but not too much clutter. And she's topless, which is always a good fashion statement as far as we can tell.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict JENNA HAZE FTW!

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(Spotted a pornstar fashion do or don't in your wanderings? Drop us a line in the comments!)

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