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Despite having untold scores of pasty-faced conventioneers in town, Denver strip clubs are suffering from a bit of a lull this week. Since when do people prefer political speeches to bathtub shows? The solution is simple, however—next week's tech convention will set things right! Nerds to the rescue! (denverpost.com)