A cougar in Britain and her 17-year-old boyfriend spent the night in jail after having sex in a train station—but were sent home in the morning with nothing more than a stern "caution." Gosh, we hope no one's feelings got hurt! (freshnews.in, via nerve.com; dramatization via blueplayers.com, via Ask Jolene)

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