The naysayers may still be saying that topless sunbathing is a thing of the past ... but we should have known that Sienna Miller would be waiting in the wings with her friends getting ready to bring it back into fashion. Seriously, like celebrities were going to stop taking off their tops in public? Whatever were the poor paparazzi supposed to take pictures of?

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