A look back at the week that was ...

· It's been a good summer for nipples.
· We don't get all the fuss about geeks and porn. We've been watching porn for years and ... oh, you mean geek themed porn. Never mind.
· Why must big dicks constantly be putting themselves in things that they rhyme with?
· Did someone say they want more online videos? Well, you're getting them anyway!

· We've been meaning to read this post, but we're still stuck in the security line.
· We're still not talking to you, New Zealand.
· This Buckcherry person has a real future in the porn business. Oh, they're a group and they're in the music business? That might work too.
· Remember, we're always interested in making new friends—even if they are Canadian.

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