The worst part about having a grown-up (sorta) day job is that we never get to go on field trips anymore. It's like having a day off, without actually having a day off. Plus, you get to ride on a bus (always fun!) and if you behave yourself, maybe the bus driver will stop at McDonald's on the way home! Unfortunately, we don't think these two are behaving very well. They probably won't get to go the science museum ever again, but detention will be so worth it.

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