Most people probably see a photographer who takes pictures of naked women assume that he must bang every hot chick who drops her drawers in his studio. The real truth is ... those people are right! Talking women out of their clothes is the hardest part of both photography and getting laid, so once you get those skills down, you're pretty much set for anything. Just don't forget to put film in the camera.

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· "Two babes and a photographer" (RedTube)

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