As usual, athletes in the Olympic Village have access to free condoms during the Games. What's not as usual is that no one is using them. Maybe they're all taking that "no sex before competition rule" a little too seriously? We thought it was always have sex before competition rule, but maybe that's why we don't have any bronze medals. (avn.com + yahoo.com)

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