A look back at our week that was ...

• This year's Olympics are so much funto watch! So when do they start playing again?
• Every time we think she's out, Jenna pulls us back in.
• This sex toy is so futuristic, you've already had three orgasms next week.
• Isn't it always nice to find out when people really are who (other) people say they are?

• This one's for the ladies who love other ladies.
• Meanwhile ... you mean to tell us there are guys attached to those things?
• Unlike your previous trip(s) to college, this time you might actually learn something useful.
• It's looks like this baseball season is finally starting to get interesting.
• Remember, don't call us at home this weekend. We'll be a little tied up.
• We love a good happy ending.

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