It's not as hard as you might think to drive a truckload of contraband through a heavily armed checkpoint. Just make sure that you obey all traffic laws, have all your papers in order, and bring along a co-pilot who doesn't mind taking the border guards out back for a quick cavity search. Sure, these official police types can be overbearing and occaionally cruel, but at least they're easy to bribe.

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