If we ever get the chance to ride on a spaceship, we're going to hijack the controls and set course directly to Planet 313. Seriously, a planet full of hot naked babes (including the likes of Bella Vendetta!) — who wouldn't want to go there? After looking through this portfolio, we have no idea what those NASA people were thinking when they sent those astronauts to a dark and dusty rock piece of rock with no boobs and no babes. Didn't they ever watch Star Trek?

· Planet 313 (Mature) (planet313.com)

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