By Dashiell Bennett, 10:00 AM on Wed Aug 13 2008, 3,472 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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The New York Jets will have none of the halftime boobie flashing shenanigans that plagued their stadium last year. That's why they hired Jenn Sterger—a girl whose only claim to fame is shaking her own stuff at Florida State football games—to be their new "gameday host". Yes, from now on, all leering must be done through proper team channels, thank you very much. (nj.com + newyorkjets.com + Deadspin; Jenn's Playboy pics are @ 121s.com.)