We all look forward to a future where virtual reality and automated dual-pleasuring fembots allow us to have thoroughly realistic sex with any pornstar of our choosing. But what if the pornstars don't want us? What if, instead of replicating themselves for our carnal amusement, they build their own series of Terminator-like fuckborgs that never age, never get tired and never forget the foreplay? When that day arrives, it will be dark one indeed for us air-breathing meatbags.

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