Cindy Crawford may be "retired" or whatever it is supermodels do when they stop walking down runways and just spend all of their time hanging out on yachts with their swimsuit tops off so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them, which is kind of like modeling in its own way, but ... wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah—we still want to see Cindy Crawford naked. Old habits die hard.

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