They say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but we're not sure that Zeus and his pals ever spent this much time on personal grooming. Even if they did, they probably didn't have this much fun. Personally, we find all these intimate maintenance issues to be a gigantic pain in the ass, but we usually don't have a friend available to do it for us. Maybe that's what we've been missing—with help like this we would always have a good reason to stay squeaky clean instead of ... well, let's just say it's a good thing that we work by ourselves from home, OK?

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