The FBI is in possession of Anne Hathaway's personal diaries—among huge piles of other very personal evidence—thanks to her money laundering ex-boyfriend. Even better, that evidence allegedly includes some naked snaps of the actress in her best come-hither poses. It's hard to believe that a man who would use the Vatican to cheat people in an elaborate real estate swindle would be capable of such a thing, but crazier things have happened. (celebitchy.com)

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