Okay, so maybe "CSI" star Gary Dourdan isn't our new best friend yet, but that's a minor detail: we're sure he'll start hanging out with us all the time once he realizes how much we have in common. After all, we love looking at topless women—and he's constantly surrounded by topless women! It's almost like we were separated at birth! Let's just hope he remembers to invite us along the next time he goes to the beach. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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