Sure, you've had sex a bajillion times—but you want that bajillion and first time to be special. What can you do to really make it a night to remember? You could always try adding in a theme to spice things up ... and we hear going Hawaiian makes sex hot, hot, hot! One tip, though: instead of wearing the lei around your neck, try wearing it around your waist. It's extra saucy that way!

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