A few days ago, I told my assistant that I was going to need his help testing out a vibrator this weekend. "Why do you need my help?" he asked. "Because it's the We-Vibe," I replied. "If I don't have you, it's just a
Me Vibe." Yes, the We-Vibe is a couple's vibe, if you will—a marital aid in the truest sense. A purple (of course), silicone-coated vibe that's shaped a bit like a lopsided U, the vibe sits half inside, half outside the vagina. The thinner prong nestles up against the G-spot, leaving plenty of room for penile or other penetration, while the fatter prong which houses the controls curls up against the gspot. Which is all well and good, but does it actually
work?
Well, we'll get to that in a second. First things first, though: On initial inspection, the We-Vibe appears to have no controls to speak of. There are no buttons, no dials, and no obvious method to get the party started. It's only when you open up the accompanying manual that you learn that the little dimples in the fatter prong are actually signaling the location of the power switch, which is located underneath the silicone coating. (The manual also informs you that you must charge the vibe a full
twenty-four hours before first use. This is definitely an RTFM vibe.)
We-Vibe, it wasn't just my pleasure that I had to look out for, so after our experiment I asked my assistant for some feedback. His experience fell somewhere in the range of neutral to positive. At worst, the We-Vibe was a bit of a barrier, almost like an extra-thick condom. He admitted that at one point, it felt as though he were fucking the toy, rather than me — though with enough lube that sensation seemed to dissipate. Mostly, he didn't feel it all; except, apparently, at the moment of orgasm. "I think it might have helped me come, and made me come a little harder," he said. So there you have it. Smiles all around!
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