This whole topless Aussie pop starlet scandal took us totally by surprise, and we've feeling a bit discombobulated ever since those Aussie tabloids starting getting all verklempt about the situation. So we're feeling like we just want to get back to those things we really understand. You know, the simple thing in life ... like dirtpipe milkshakes, ass smoothies, and Sasha Grey getting throatfucked. There's only one of those three in the following video, but it was enough to get us back on track. It might look too comfortable for Sasha, but it goes down mighty easy for us.

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· Throatfuck (megarotic.com)

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